When I am sick I kiss my wife

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

Tags - Dirty Kiss Jokes, Sardar Kiss Jokes

Perfect example of good & bad luck

What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?

The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)

but at the same time

Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)

Tags - Dirty Luck Jokes, Girl Skirt Jokes

Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Tag - susu jokes, dirty Sardar jokes, Toilet jokes